Hey Look, It's Every Bootstrap Website Ever

Take a look around at the same fucking bootstrap page you've seen ten million times before! Featuring all the same things as those pages!

This button makes the page scroll

Want to make an original website yourself?

Forget that! Who would ever want to put in all of that effort for a website? Just open up your web browser and type "bootstrap template" into your favorite search engine, like Yahoo! or Bing, and you're on your way! There are hundreds of templates to choose from, but go ahead and pick this same exact template from the first result on google, edit a few lines, and you're on your way! No one will notice!

Google That Shit

So Fucking Creative

This Fucking Template

Guaranteed to use the same fucking template that every other bootstrap website uses, downloaded straight from The Web™

This Set of Four Icons

Look at this cool set of four icons describing different things about us! We use four, because it's the default.

Lots of effort

We even changed some of the icons! We take the extra effort to make our designs truly original.

Made with Love

Because nothing says hard work and talent like editing a few lines of text.

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Bullshit

My Contact Information

Here's my phone number and email address, because hey that's part of the template and why would you not include that on your webpage? You'd be a fool not to! I can't wait for all the job offers to come pouring in from all the companies wanting my insane website design skills.

Honestly this template does look really nice, though.

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